So, what?

So, what is your name?
........So, my name is So.
So, I'm not So--you're So.
........So, yeah, that's right, you got it.
So, you don't understand: I'm not So.
........So, you're not So, I know.
So, why do you keep calling me So?
........So, why are we going around and around?
Well, I just wanted to know your name.
........Well, my name is not Well.
Well, my name is not Well.
........Well, I'm not feeling well right now.
Well, you're getting on my nerves.
........Well, maybe you ought to quit using useless words.
Well, are you saying my words are useless?
........Well, some of your words certainly are.
Well, So, what do you want me to do?
........Well, so, let's just forget it.
So, I'm not Well.
........Well, let's just agree on that.